wolf tickets

To "cry wolf", as in the children's story "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", meaning to persistently raise the alarm about a non-existent threat, with the implication that the person who cried wolf would not be taken seriously should a real emergency take place, which causes them trouble should ever have a legitimate need.

"I've never known him to sell wolf tickets; I believe his story about being attacked by ninjas."

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Wolf Beer

The explanation you give to your friends for waking up with an ugly bitch after a night of heavy drinking. Often associated with having blacked out.

Fritz says, "Rick your telling me wolf beer made you go home with that ugly bitch last night?"

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blacksheep wolf

brought up to be an evil person but turned out to be a good person!

ment to be evil and has ability to be most evil but is good

John Black was brought up to be one of the pack but became the blacksheep wolf of the wolf pak.

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Wolf child

n: a wolf that has been reincarnated as a human who is childlike and lesbian in both appearance and behavior (i.e.- facial expressions may appear wolf-like, perhaps a butch-dyke hair cut; wide, guarded stance). With DNA tests, a “wolf child” is technically classified as human (and female), but her demeanor suggests that she is not of human species. Qualities of a wolf child include (but are not limited to) the following: an excessive need to be in charge and lead the pack, knowledge of everything on the sacred earth, closeness with Native American heritage, the ability to communicate with animals (specifically cats), and social isolation. The wolf child can also be spotted in various shades of purple. Despite her lesbian qualities, there is no proof of her sexuality. Also, despite her wolf-like ways, there is not documentation of her biting humans. She is vegetarian and likely lacks distinguishable genitalia.

adj: queer, awkward, unable to be explained in an human language

expressive word: at anytime, wolf child can replace any swear word; using “wolf child” as opposed to “shit, fuck, damn, goddammit” is somewhat less offensive and tends to create confusion to those who aren’t aware of the true definition of wolf child. Nevertheless, in some instances (i.e. around children and elderly), “wolf child” is more appropriate to use.

“Look! It’s wolf child howling at the blue corn moon!”

“Damn…I can’t tell WHAT that is…it’s very wolf child…”

“Oh WOLF CHILLLLLLLLLLLD!!! AHH! I just stubbed my wolf-child toe! WOOOOLLLLFFFFF CHILLLLLDDDDD!!!!!”

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wolf tits

A girl who is really hairy and has dark hair and gross looking tits. One is inclined to think her tits look like those of a wolf.

"Oh gross, look how hairy that chicks legs are!" "Yea man I bet she's got wolf tits!"

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Wolf Pussy

An abnormally large, very hairy (almost fur like) vagina sometimes having a greyish hue to it. Something you dont want to insert your penis in.

Randy sure is on the decline, i heard hes stickin it in some girl with a wolf pussy.

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Booger Wolf

Nasty, ugly female that rapes you while your intoxicated hiding in the closet.

Clinical word for gangster whore.

I noticed Jeremy is in the closet. Let’s send ole Booger Wolf to hook him up.

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