human bowling

a game most fun while high or drunk where you get in a wagon at the top of a really big hill. then you put garbage cans at the bottom of the hill. you are the ball the cans are the pins. knock as many of them down as possible and you win cuz ur amazing

man i broke my tooth human bowling. it was fucking awsome

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Chairman of the Bowl

Getting a Man Chair while taking a dump.

Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!

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bowl bitch

A bowl bitch is a girl that favors the bowl of a skate park.

Cindy is a bowl bitch.

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sissy bowl

a toilet of normal dimentions that has a reduced water flow,thereby making all but the smallest bowel movements become stuck or lodged.

It took 3 flushes to get that turd through your sissy bowl

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bowling for soup

(v) A makeshift mockery of bowling, using soup cans for bowling pins and anything but a bowling ball for a bowling ball.

Person No.1, "Wanna go bowling!?"
Person No.2, "Yeah!"
Person No.1,"Got any money?!"
Person No.2,"No."
Person No.1,"Hmmm... Well lets go bowling for soup."

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bowl tap

a small amount of marijuana usually tapped out of the bottom of a small bowl after one ceases to pursue smoking.

Person A: Wow... if we put all of these old bowl taps together we could get quite high sir.

Person B: Quite so fine sir. Quite So!

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Smoking a bowl

Smoking a bowl are three great words to always hear.Smoking marijuana with friends or by yourself, with someone you like or even a family member.Smoking a bowl could always be used in a in the moment fraze, such as " hey can't right now man, I'm smoking a bowl" - meaning you cannot be where they want you to be because of the fact that you are busy, smoking a bowl.

" Hey Charlie, wanna go smoke a bowl?!? "

or

"Hey sorry man I can't right now, I'm smoking a bowl."

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