Shrapnel Cars

A term used to describe the erratic driving behavior of old women and minorities after they have been passed very closely on the highway by a motorcycle moving somewhere between 120-190mph. This erratic driving puts the following motorcyclists in the group at risk because the drivers of the cars then slam on their branks, veer into different lanes, and sometimes even faint at the wheel. It has proven to be fatal in some cases.

Matts an ass hole he keeps splitting the lanes at 150 leaving me to dodge 15 shrapnel cars in his wake.

Did you hear that John died the other week?
Yea Matt left shrapnel cars all over I-95 for him. He dodged two old ladys but the haitian got him in the end

Granny Car

A car that is usually very luxurious and spacey, but takes up half the road and has old-style spoke rims. Usually driven by grannys, its a total turn off to bitches when you go on a date. Examples would be a Mercury Grand Marquis or a Buick Regal. Most if not all cars from Buick and Mercury are granny cars.

Guy: "Hey sexy, wanna go for a spin"
Hottie: "Not in that hunky granny car."
Guy's friend: "God dammit, get a new car for fucks sake."

fear the car

The tendency for newer model 'intelligent' vehicles to, with increasing regularity and without warning, suddenly commandeer control away from the input of otherwise experienced, competent motorists.

So I'm backing out of the driveway. Ain't nuthin' behind us besides a fire hydrant and a garbage can. What does the 'smart car' do? Lock 'em fuckin' up! Spilled my drink all across my lap... bitch!

Fear the car...

Hippy Car

A "hippy car" specifically refers to the original Volkswagen Type 2 Transporter, more commonly known as the Volkswagen "Bus".

In the TV series "Lost", Hurley found one left over from the Dharma Initiative, and upon seeing it, James "Sawyer" Ford said "I'll be damned, you all found yourself a hippy car."

car hold

we know it as a garage, Moe of the simpsons calls it a car hold.

Homer: what do you call it?
Moe: a car hold

Thanos car

F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE CREDITREPORT.COM BABY I SAW THEYRE ADD ON MY TV

yeet im a thanos car

Car Tag

A game played on the streets with cars. Two people in each car: one driver and one chaser. A group of car owners get together and drive around neighborhoods chasing after each other. At red lights, deadends, or traps the chaser jumps out of the car and tags another participating car. He/she then jumps back in their assigned vehicle and drives away. The tagged car is now "it". The game continues until one gets pulled over by the police or people run out of gas money.

Car Tag is a real game played by real people and ticketed by real cops.