Check Dis

To "Check this"

Booyakasha!1 "Check Dis", sweet nice hams.

(see hams)

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Reality Check

A New York State-based youth anti-smoking organization that uses the same manipulative tactics to attract teens that they denigrate Big Tobacco for. They have a branch in every county in New York State. The organization and its representatives tend to be hypocritical, self-righteous, and defensive when contradicted. Currently involved in a censorship campaign to ban instances of smoking from movies, without any regard for the sanctity of the art.

Most kids just go to Reality Check events for the free stuff.

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brain check

-noun
An offered or requested postponement of a thought. Usually due to the influence of mind-altering substances. Or being a moron.

Guy 1 "DUDE ok so last night- "
Guy 2 ".....Last night- what?"
Guy 1 "Shit son, I forgot, I'm gonna have to write you a brain check on that one."

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oil check

To put out your middle and index finger out and shove them up some one's ass.

Today Tim oil checked Mike so hard he started to bleed out of his ass.

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dick check

What a prostitute does to a male client before any services are rendered.

I went to a legal brothel in Nevada. Before I could negotiate with her, I had to have a dick check done.

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gravity check

a fall, as from a surfboard, bike, Etc

That gravity check reminded me to stay away from dangerous waves.

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cup check

what one says while slapping someone in the nuts. probably comes from sports, where guys wear cups. used by losers that think it is funny. the ONLY proper responce is to beat the crap out of the person who did it, otherwise you are gay for letting him do it without retaliation. if you actually are gay, i don't know the proper responce.

Billy: "Cup check biatch!"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"

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