penis eater

someone who eats dick
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER

SHERMAN-DONT EAT THAT GUYS dick

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cake-eater

one that actively eats asshole

your a fucking cake eater

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plan eater

a woman or man that, after agreeing that their girlfreind or boyfreind can enjoy an evening out with their freinds, begins to nag and make a huge deal out of it. This is an effort to munipulate the person from going out and having a good time.

guy 1: Man, I thought Johnny was gonna make it to the game. What happened?
guy 2: I stopped at his place to pick him up and his old lady was nagging him pretty hard. He said he was out.
guy 1: she's a plan eater.

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Grass Eater

A term for a vegan.

The kind of person who won't stop talking about their damn smoothies.

Generally really fucking annoying.
Names include: Kathy, Michele, Karen, Erin, and many more.

*During a road trip*

Person 1: Hey guys wanna stop and get some food? Maybe Mc. Donalds?
Person 2: Yeah sounds good.
Kathy: No, I'm actually a vegan and I will scream my ass off if you eat meat!
Person 1: Shut the fuck up you fucking Grass Eater get out the damn car and go eat a tree.

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glass eater

Someone who eats instead of smokes crystal meth, which some in tweeker circles consider less addictive than smoking it because it doesn't have the same instant rush that smoking it does.

"That dude doesn't smoke. He's a glass eater."

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cheese eater

one who talks unkindly about another behind their back

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Cake Eater

A person who constantly shows off for the opposite sex, often hoping to "do the dirty".

Timmy likes to go to the bars with his friends. But once there they never see him again. He's always off eating cake. What a dirty little cake eater.

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