1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
just a random thing that popped into my head
tired dog in urban dictionary
When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.
I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.
it’s like a car tire but an action of rolling
that man is tireing through the park
What you think about those people who look 10 years older than they are.
Not to be confused with those people who look 10 or more years younger than they are (without surgerical enhancements).
corrosion of negativity and being sedentary in life, manifesting from the inside out.
Describing people who are afraid of living and are therefore dying faster than is normal. You can often overhear these people say that they are going to get Cancer.
Can also refer to those that wear too much makeup, drink too much, or do anything that keeps that "old" look to them.
Definitely describing people who eat poorly, desperate to "think" young, or are stuck in the same circle of filth that they have lived in for years.
Guy at a bar: here's my ID
Bartender: oh, I don't need that. You're at least 40.
Guy: no, I just turned 30.
Bartender: damn u look tired
When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.
I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.
When you fuck a guy all night long you’re so tired the next day nothing makes sense.
He fucked me so hard last night that I’m dick tired today.