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A state run program to harbor all foreign nationalities, but mostly Asians. Asians, Asians, Asians and more Asians. UW propaganda attempts to make attendees (AKA Fuskies) feel better about themselves by inflating their enormous egos by supplying pink t-shirts, 2 sizes to small, to all men and by confiscating all female underwear (most girls are already so slutty, they often have none already).
Luckily, UW alerts the general public of a Fuskies presence by smothering its inhabitants with gaudy purple and gold, which are the universal colors for "Yes, I tan and go to Starbucks every day, please key my car."
Sadly, while UW was intended for foreign exchange students, unintelligent, insecure, high school sluts and bisexual men from here in America have, over time, been attracted to UW, thus enhancing UW's reputation as a breeding ground for STD's, bad sports teams, and cum spiked hair.
Kieth, you Fuskie, get up to the University of Washington.
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The best damn university in the mid-west! Basically the Harvard of the mid-west! It dominates state schools and many other private schools. We have the happiest students in the country!!!
Derek: Do you have fun at school/get a really good education?
Morgan: DUHHHH!!!! I go to the University of Tulsa!!!
Garrett: Yea, the University of Tulsa is technically the best university in the country...
Doug: You can come to my room to party!
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A medium sized South Western Virginia University with very few nerds. Some of the girls are skanky that give the rest a bad name. Not a lot of preps. This school gets hated on by VATech kids down the road because they are not as wild and spend more time studying. Most students at Radford party hard. There are a lot of frat parties and a good amount of appartment parties. Parties are close together and you dont have to ride a bus around. Some people are Southern but the majority definitely are not. Their sports teams are not as good as bigger universities. Typical Radford student is chill, parties, and just doesn't give a fuck. Go to Radford if you wana have a good time. Most of the kids are just average middle class with average grades. Oh yeah and they like to "Maddawg" people
Wana go to Radford University for the weekend?!...Raddy? Damn i duno last time shit got pretty wild.....yeah lets go i need a change! were only young once!
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Marywood University is a coeducational, Catholic liberal arts university located on a 115-acre campus in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Established in 1915 by the Sisters, Servants of the Immaculate Heart of Mary and currently enrolls approximately 3,500 students on a national award-winning campus considered one of the most beautiful in the northeast.
Although the college is considered a Catholic college, many of the students that attend, do not associate with this religion or participate in the religious affiliation on campus.
According to the Princeton Review, Marywood is number 14 on the list of cold stone sober, however this is not true. The University is famous for covering up their students drunken mistakes rather then letting the public know their students party. Reputation is an important thing to them. Scranton has a great college life and finding parties to attend is not hard to do.
Despite being a smaller University they have 9 residence halls in which students may live.
Marywood also offers a wide variety of food for their students. There are 5 different stations which serve a wide selection of food every single day. And unlike most colleges, the menu changes every day. They also have a sandwich station, salad bar, and an ice cream bar.
There is also The Atrium, Connections, Study Grounds, and First Stop.
Marywood is a division III school.
There are 8 Varsity Mens sports and 9 Varsity womens sports.
1:Hey where are you going to College?
2: Marywood University!
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The school Ivy missers attend to make themselves feel better about that Cornell rejection. Convinced they attend an elite institution, Huskies overlook UW's 75% acceptance rate and mediocre admissions statistics, preferring to delude themselves into believing they attend anything more than a mediocre regional school unknown outside the Pacific Northwest.
Husky - "Yeah I go to University of Washington, the best school in a barely populated region of the country. It's basically the equivalent of Harvard."
Ivy Leaguer - "......what the fuck are you talking about?"
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University of Washington colors: "Purple" and Gold
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The best college in the world; Located in Madison, New Jersey; Home of the Drew Rangers.
Drew University Kicks Ass!!!
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