Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.
"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."
Its when a nice friend of yours puts 2 carrots in your water.
person1: *forcefully tries to feed carrot*
person2:STTOOPPP!!!!
person1: *puts carrot in water*
person2: great now i have carrot water.
It’s like water…. But better! (And in a Starbucks cup that you write skinny water on)
Omg can i get some skinny water from Starbucks please?!?!?
a term used for when something is bland or lacking seasoning or flavor. also used when something other than food is bland.
Guy 1: this food has no flavor
Guy 2: yeah this shit is a cup of water
example 2
guy 1: dude i'm looking good today
guy 2: nah hell nah you look like a cup of water with that white shirt
Meaning that life is going great
Man, finding out I passed that test cleared my acne and my crops are watered
Bottled water used to put out a safety torch caused fire.
Tim Tim burned his house down with the safety torches and now he needs safety water to put it out.
After consuming the majority of an iced coffee and the ice begins to melt, residual coffee that mixes with the melted ice becomes thot water.
"Hey do you have any coffee left?"
"Nah at this point its all just thot water."