[insert definition here]

insert joke/sexual/opinon/dumb/ok definition here

insert joke hereinsert definition here

show me a definition.

the definition of you is a stupid human idiot fetus

"show me a definition." You say.

Fake definition

This is a real definition.

Wait... is this a real definition or a fake definition???

A super offensive definition

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Yep!, this is a super offensive definition here on Urban Dictionary

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The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

DOMINANT DEFINITION LADDER

The most powerful definition lies either at the top or at the bottom.

If you are going to go to a DOMINANT DEFINITION LADDER you may want to SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST as the BOTTOM ONE is the TOP ONE to really FUCK WITH so to speak.

definition-slam

To use a word in a way that someone believes you can not, only for you to be proved correct by definition.

A: I don't think you can use 'digitally' that way.
A: *checks dictionary*
A: Huh. You totally can. Alright then.
B: YOU JUST GOT DEFINITION-SLAMMED.