time to dance

The best song by Panic! At The Disco, or anyone, for that matter.

Fred:When I say shotgun you say wedding, shotgun wedding, shotgun wedding
George: oh em gee, that's from the best song in the world, Time to Dance!

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metric time

Used jokingly to refer to confusions that usually arise over multiple systems of measurement.

Bob: It won't take longer than half an hour.
Bill: Is that in metric time?

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time goblin

A person who unknowingly will not let you exit a conversation. Also a person who will not see or be aware of your desire to leave. Can't seem to understand enthusiasm.

"Dude, that took over an hour. "

"What a time goblin."

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itsjhalt time

itsjhalt time is a alternate time in the Minecraft community.
For example itsjhalt time is if someone says "give me 5minutes"

they really mean 30minutes.

Player #1: Wow VeltPvP was really late on releasing the map this week.
Player #2: I know man. They pulled a itsjhalt time".

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2 Times

2X (tōō tīe-mz) To fuck a bitch and or to fuck up a bitch with a long ass mother fucking dick. Also affiliated with Mandingo, FAFSA refunds, Acts of Congress, and other long ass things. Alternatively, the feeling hoes get when a 2 Times member fucks them, also known as the “twice the nigga in they guts syndrome”.

Karen: I think I might have internal bleeding. I can't walk without a wheelchair .

Bonquisha: You must have have been with one of those guys from 2 Times.

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bad time

do you want it?
fight sans.

do you want to have a bad time?

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bed time

at night the worst words to hear
in the morning the best words to hear

bed time billy
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

up now, out of bed
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

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