turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

i'm tired of y'all

Used when wanting to express contempt for a specific group (i.e. nationality) of people. To the point where you would not be able to control yourself if you met someone that is associated with that group. Used as "i'm tired of y'all {group}."

I'm tired of y'all mexicans. Next mexican I see, i'm punching it

Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.

"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?

too tired to sleep

Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired

Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep

wash a tire

Urinate at roadside during trip by automobile

I need to pull over soon -- I have to wash a tire.

rear tire skid

When ur eating a girls ass and she leaves a lil bit of shit on yo tongue

I was eating Felicia's ass last night and she gave me some rear tire skid