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What 95% of the definitions on this website consist of. Could have nothing to do with the word that is searched, yet still be one of the definitions.
I looked up basketball and sex and weed made up half of the god damn definitions. I'm sick and tired of seeing the same thing on every fckin word I look up. For example, (n. Slang term for marijuana) or (v. When you are banging your girl and...)
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(noun). A habitual pot mooch who is conveniently present when one is about to smoke the chronic.
" I can't believe I put another nug in the mailbox for that weed bandit Neal Bennett"
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An amazing type of weed. It takes a few minutes before you feel it...but once it happens it's like you were hit by a train...of highness.
Person 1 - I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Person 2 - That's because you smoked some creeper weed!!
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The most obvious of all naps. When you come home from work, take a phat 4-D bong hit, and conk-out somewhere comfy.
Dude, what day is it? I just got up from my weed nap.
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A mythological creature who flies around the world leaving weed in the old coat pockets and secret hiding spots of pot headseverywhere.
Dude! I was desperately needing a tokebut my stash was dry. I searched the house high and low and I even tried scraping the residue from the inside of the bud buster, but all of that had been smoked long ago. I was about to walk over to my dealer's house and beg, borrow or sell my soul for a joint. I put on my coat and as I checked my pockets for my keys I found that the weed fairy had left me a surprise!
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Some green shit they put on your 5 dollar hot and ready at Little Caesars. That Makes it taste so much better, and it's FREE!!!! Mostly got by people that smoke to much weed, so they aren't afraid to ask for it.
Dude 1 "I'm going to little Caesars anyone want anything"
Dude 2 "Ya large Sausage with pizza weed"
Dude 1 "What?"
Dude 2 "They'll know what you mean"
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The morning after a huge smoke session where you wake up after sleeping for twelve hours and feel groggy and lazy. The sheets are extra warm and theres really no point in getting out of bed. This is a bad thing if you have work or school the next day
Me and my bros bryan and drew smoked a one ounce blunt. I went to bed and woke up twelve hours later, and had slept through work. What a terrible weed hangover!
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