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A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.
Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.
the best group of people youll ever meet.
man i wish i could be apart of the wiggly weiners.
Stroking the penis until it squirts
That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.
Virtual representation of ones penis which grows by degrading others on social websites like myspace
His e-weiner grew after he trashed Pedros's girl on myspace.
Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
A nap following a delightful meal of hotdogs.
I can't make it right now..I just ate chili dogs for lunch and I have to take a Weiner Shnoozin'.