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An overrated QB who has tiny, weird looking ears. Everyone gets on his nuts like he's a future HOF despite the fact he's blown in it in the playoffs twice now.
Even with his fucked up looking face, he somehow attracts gorgeous women like Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson, and others. Because of this, he is making pro football into another celebrity obsessed TV show.
"Dude, Tony Romo is the man. Go Cowboys!"
"Psh, if you were a real football fan you'd know Tony Romo is a complete retard who thinks he's the shit and chokes under pressure."
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Author of Beloved.
See choadarific.
Toni Morrison may have been on one or more controlled substances while writing "Beloved."
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Lead singer of the pop-punk band Mest. He was arrested on Sunday, March 25,2007 on murder charges.
Tony Lovato has a wicked awesome voice.
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A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality
Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.
Friend: He's such a Hot Tony
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There are many ways to be a Tony. You must achieve several of the ways to actually attain TP "Tony" status. These ways are listed below: be emotionally unavailable, reject any love and/or affection, don't respond to text messages with more than 2 words, say you cannot commit to any plans, seduce women and then cut them off when they fall for you, hate animals, get girls to fold your laundry, listen to 80s hair bands, hate talking about feces and/or farts, and not get close to anyone
Girl: Hey Tony, wanna see a movie this weekend? Tony:Lady, I can't commit that far in advance. Girl: (awkwardly grabs Tony's hand) Tony: What the fuck are you doing?????? Girl: oh okay, you're just being a Tony
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Bastard. How does he cope wif terrorism? ID cards! NEWSFLASH ASS HOLE! MAdrid had ID cards- did that stop terrorists blowing up the trains? NO! Hes going to keep taking British people's rights until we cant even take the piss before we are shot- curfew in effect. George W bush's bitch.
Vote Lib Dems- weve neva had a aginger prime minsiter
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A god. The offspring of Chuck Norris and Satan, this behemoth of muscle and rage can not be stopped. If you ever see him be glad ... this is because he is allowing you to live.
Tony Becker would bitch slap Jesus so hard he'd go away for another 3 days.
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