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When someone is talking loudly and pacing around for quite a while and you have to look and see if they are wearing a Bluetooth in their ear but they aren't. They are full-on talking to themselves and the voices in their heads. Not judging, just sayin'
Wondered if I could help this dude at the clinic walking back and forth in the parking lot Blue-toothing hard.
A woman over the age of 60 who hunts men 25 plus years younger men. Woman got game!!
My cousin went out and had a saber-toothed tigress or 4 trying to undress him at the bar. Nipples were out.
Similar to night water, water you drink straight from the tap after brushing your teeth, and it tastes like the freshest mountain spring, and like god himself blessed it upon you. It must come straight from the tap however, and cannot be drunk from a glass/cup/mug.
person 1: hey bro when did you brush your teeth last night?
person 2: about 9:30, and had a nice drink of tooth water
When the muscle in you're wheener jumps
My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.
The action of tooth fucking, commonly referred to as a "tooth job" is the action of putting your dick in someone's mouth and making them bite down, therefore fucking their teeth.
Dude I just had the best tooth fuck of my life man!
After sedated for half an hour, Kah Vi Teas lost again another battle vs the tooth wrencher`s instrument of mass construction, the trademarked product entitled KAHVALiSS; here to freshen your smile with fast acting tooth whitening gum powder, as your first line of defense in the battle with gingivitis pla.qu.Kah.davrs, your tooth wrencher skillyfully experiences daily operations using tools that easily, at the slightest misfortunate bonk from a drunk nurse, could leave you on the phone with a lawyer for four hours weekly, spanning 50+ years of settlement, as your legal weapon to secure the perimeter of your friendly jargon trap`s ability to still attract as much pussy as your prime.
The species named after Ryan Herr. Famously coined "gangle tooth tiger" by an Italian explorer based off this really SPECIAL specimen who's teeth are gangly, yellow, and rotted out from to much ketamine and Molly and not enough before and after care. This rare SPECIAL species can be found in the pacific northwest lounging around simping for thots in the rave scene. But no sane thot would fall for the trap of the gangle tooth tiger. Beware of anything you may post, specifically self explanatory comments. It very well may 99% of the time misunderstand context and display inability to conversate without looking like a complete reeee.
Man: that British man sure looks like a ryan herr.
Rave girl: you mean a gangle tooth tiger🐅 🐯?