A very swag man who is pretty much a loved and not a fighter. He is also pretty shy but once you meet him he is really nice. He also daps everyone up.
Kid: Ayo it’s Tristan my guy
Tristan: Sup
Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.
Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
The longest Dog
Tristan is a really cool guy. He fucked all the mothers in town.
A boy who is caring and funny in many ways.He can be creative at times when creating something P.S. music,drawings,games,braining unbrainable things ect.In otherwords he's rlly nice and honest.trust me.nothing much to say tbh lol
Tristan is a name which was not defined but now is
tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones
Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again