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porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.

Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!

by MONTY1975 April 17, 2017


south dakota hot tub

When you discover a public toilet that is slopping overboard with water-logged commercial-grade toilet paper, and feces recognizably the result of a two-bowl visit to HuHot.

I had to go so bad but the only open stall was a South Dakota Hot tub.

by Iseeu81mi July 2, 2022


Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023


Grout the tub

When one man places his penis in another mans ass crack

Let’s grout the tub tonight after the kids are asleep.

by killercrock6969 May 11, 2018


Hot Tubbing

verb: The act of peeing in the pool or some other body of water

Mikayla: "Hey why is the water so warm"
John: "I was hot tubbing it."
Mikayla: "Ewwww"

by WaterWarmer34 September 8, 2021