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On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex
Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!
Gotta grab/smack ass day so girls don’t get mad when you get ya ass smacked or grabbed
Similar to a sprain but heals much faster so you can try things again on Wednesday.
Ouch! Watch my Tuesday Ankle Man!
A mythical day that does not existing somewhere between Monday and Tuesday where everything will be settled
Uncle Mike said you will get your money, monday/tuesday
We never got our money
Dirty Tuesday in the Midwestern region of America is a tradition where basically the peoples of thonse staes who are issued to act like jackasses, idiots, etc. The DIRTY DOZEN peoples also have to travle to every state and eat other foreigners shit and chemical waste. They also have to act like dogs and eat he dogs shit same as the DIRTY DOZEN ANIMALS. OH I also forgot to mention the reason why this tradition is on Tuesday of every yr is bcs of your mom.
Hey igggern._mallj how was you're day???
iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!
When the day is tuesday and you shit all over yourself and are forced to eat it by a gorilla who is gay and so he kisses you sexually on the lips.
I had a dirty Tuesday yesterday. It was total ass
A dirty Tuesday is when u nut and spit in a girls anus, then she farts in onto a sandwich and you eat it like a condiment