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The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
BACKGROUND:PERFECT CONTROL
PHASE STYLE DEFINITION
I am going to SLEEP I am to.
Cannot tell when you fall asleep.
You cannot tell when your sleeping.
A hotel or motel room is partiality.
A SEXUAL ORGASM.
Winning a MOTHERFUCKING JACK0OT from the other standpoint.
Don't kid yourself the ULTIMATE RISIBLE as you are going to approach SLEEP.
Every human being has this ULTIMATE RISIBLE in LUFE as falling asleep.
It is highly encouraged to have a solution to the ULTIMATE RISIBLE sleeping as many accidents occur in so many different ways simply because we all get caught sleeping.
So this guy has this great room in the SPA TOWER at BELLAGIO but he is so out of it he fell asleep next to the light post on the ground near the traffic crossing at TREASURE ISLAND
Now that ULTIMATE RISIBLE is the ULTIMATE U MISERABLE or is it LITTLE KIDDY GIRL .
It be a real good ULTIMATE RISIBLE as to fall asleep at 65484 and the correct JACK OFF walks off with my JISM JACK POT.
When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.
A joke in the Danganronpa community to refer to Fat Byakuya Togami in Danganronpa 2: Goodbye despair.
Person 1: Heh, look at the ultimate imposter
Person 2: You mean Byakuya?
Person 1: No, he is the ultimate imposter
This is the highest possible level of god flow in which one person seems unstoppable and untouchable.
I heard Sam passed God Flow. He’s on his own level now as he has Ultimate God Flow
fattest of fat people will kill you. if he farts. also he will eat your fridge at exactly 3:00 AM
that giga ultimate fat saif just nuked the world with his fart!! Run!
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Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”