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A fuzzy diseased waffle that appears blue in color. Often mistaken for a vagina
Blue waffles taste good with extra syrup
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A crappy diner where you can buy food or meth at 3 a.m.
John: Take me to the hospital, i just got stabbed outside the waffle house!
Scott: that sucks dude.
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A group of Ravers, Emos, and/or "Goths" who travel to their neighborhood Waffle House from 10:13 p.m. to 3:59 a.m.
Groups are normally 3-7 people.
I couldn't sleep last night, so I called up some buddies to hang. The next thing I know, we turned into total Waffle Goths.
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When engaged in sexual activity, the male pulls out a tennis racquet and smacks the female's vagina with it, causing the vagina to resemble a waffle. A waffle taco is only complete after the male yells "Waffle Taco!!"
Dude, I was totally nailing this girl last night and she was begging me to give her a waffle taco! It's the first time I've used my tennis racquet since I was on the high school team.
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Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.
The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*
Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!
Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
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A term of USAF origination used to describe the injury caused by a heavy steel grate at the top of the crew entry door ladder which gives access to the cockpit of military KC-135 aircraft. The grate serves as part of the cockpit floor when in the horizontal position and prevents falls through the crew entry door opening while the aircraft is on the ground. Crew members gain access to the aircraft by climbing a removable ladder about 15 feet and pushing the grate, which is hinged, vertical to a point where it is secured in the vertical position by a spring tension hook. When the spring has become weakened or a crew member is careless about ensuring that the grate is locked into position, the grate can fall back to the horizontal position... usually onto the head of the crew member who is attempting to advance into the aircraft. The "gridiron" construction of the grate produce wonderful waffle-like welts and/or lacerations on the head of the victim.
A1C Bolen: TSGT Calhoon got a mean wafflehead last night, found her passed-out by the nose gear, looks like she fell all the way down the crew entry chute.
SrA Riggs: Hope she's alright, I was hoping to get drunk enough to fuck her again this weekend.
A1C Bolen: Why get drunk? Give yourself a waffle head and you'd be ready to fuck the whole squadron.
SrA Riggs: (chuckle), Word...
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An occasion where a group of shitfaced guys masturbate to a waffle. Last person to ejaculate has to eat the waffle. Only gay if sober.
"I feel bad for Mark, we played belgium waffle last night and he lost.."
"Sick dude!"
"Yeah I just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream."
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