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Dispite sounding offensive the term 'Wanker Hands' is actually a endearing and affectionate phrase commonly used in North West of England to describe someone who has very nice hands.
Me; I see you've got Wanker Hands.
You; Why thank you. I grew them myself.
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A phrase that Americans think British/Irish people use when in fact no-one in their right mind uses the word bloody and wanker together.
"Bloody" is quite a mild swear word whereas " wanker" is quite harsh.
The two words just don't go together.
Saying " bloody wanker" on the internet screams "I'm an American!"
Them: God you're a bloody wanker!
Me: You're an American aren't you?
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Someone whose life revolves around their Porsche. They go out wearing a Porsche hat, has a Porsche key chain to wear around their neck and basically eats breathes and sleeps Porsche. Does not have a girlfriend but refers to the Porsche as The wife. Tells friends that the Porsche is The Starship Enterprise
Hey, I'm off out for a blast with the wife in The Enterprise. Yes I'm a Porsche Wanker. Beep beep. Wroooom....
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British term for Americans and America in general.
America is full of cunting wankers
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God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know
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Someone who attempts to do as good a job of playing Willy Wonka as Gene Wilder did, but fails miserably and looks like a queer as always.
Johnny Depp - Willy Wanker
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