A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave
As the name implies, having a little cry while self-pleasuring.
He was sad and alone so he had a teary wank.
A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.
Dave: we're coming into port..
John: yeah I know.
Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.
I'm gonna have me a shank wank!
To obsess over someone/something to the extreme.
All that Audi drivers do is wank over horsepower.
Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest
Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
when a women plays withe her boobs by wiggling them around until the nipples harden sometimes resulting in a orgasm
Tracey: what yo been doing tonight
Miley: im so lonely i did a boob wank and had a orgasm
tracey: ok