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marker wars

A game originated in Pre AP class, where two or more people get markers and try to make the greatest number of marks on their opponents.

I had the most amazing marker war in science today!

by Riel October 3, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


war on terror

War On Terror: A futile war on an abstract term. Is in fact a oxymoron as surely war is a form of terror? Is completely self defeating as bombing people, invading their countries and taking their oil is a hardly a method for making people love the west and renounce violence. violence begets violence, an eye for an eye and the whole world is blind. If Iraq is revenge however, it is wayy out of proportion- 200,000 civilians dead for the 3000 dead on 9/11. And none of the terrorists were iraqi.

war on drugs- supply and demand, people want high, they get high. no stopping it. Equally pointless as war on terror.

by CheGuevara December 5, 2007

108๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Star Wars

A great and mystical story (told in individual chapters, some long some short) that is unknown by many to be actually true.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

by Shay42 January 1, 2005

287๐Ÿ‘ 144๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tongue War

When two people are making out, their tongues engage in something called "Tongue War". "Tongue Wars" involve two tongues fighting desperately for dominance while the usual motions of making out are temporarily stopped.

*Raquel and Farhad are making out*
*their tongues meet, and briefly tussle with each other*
*This brief tussle escalates into an epic Tongue War*
*Regular motions stop, and their lips remain locked as their tongues wage war on each other*
*Eventually a truce is formed and life goes on*

by Love Chaser July 20, 2008

50๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


OS wars

Silly little battles started by script-kiddies and is always started by: Micro$0ft sukz 4eva, linux is s0oo0o0 much better, oh yeah apple users are loserzzz.

Then someone comes on with knowledge of computers:
Actually if windows is so bad, how come its the most popular of them all.

Look people, in the past I have had or worked on apple lisa, windows 3.1, windows 95, 98, 2000, XP, red-hat linux and solaris so freaking calm down, go read a book, then come back and talk properly.
Script-kiddies suck.

Script kiddie 1: HAHAHAHAHA MY UBUNTU LINUX ROXORZ FOREVER, I WILL HACK YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC SOLARIS!!!111!1!11!!11111111
Programmer: I came here to talk about computers with people of the same interest, you probably don't have ubuntu, and probably can't even hack.
Script kiddie 1: HAHAHA URE SKILLZ R INFERIOR n0ob, j0o sukz and i Wil1 hackorz u wiv my skillz.
Programmer: Oh really, what languages do you know.
Script kiddie: HAHAHAH FOOOL I KNOW ENGLISH AND I AM LEARNING SPANISH IN THE NEXT TERM!!!!
Programmer: I meant a programming language.
Script kiddie: I ROCKZ T0O MUCH FOR ANY POOOR LANGUAGE, I WILL MAKE MY OWN WITH PEN AND PAPER!!!
Programmer: Good luck with that.....

by urinal_cake June 1, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Total War

From Wikipedia.org:

"Total war is a neologism to describe an international war wherin countries or nations use all of their resources to destroy another organized country's or nation's ability to engage in war. The practice of total war has been in use for centuries, but it was only in the middle to late nineteenth century that total war was recognized as a separate class of warfare. Total war is most easily distinguished from other forms of warfare through a blurring and combining of strategy and grand strategy...

The most identifiable consequence of total war in modern times has been the inclusion of civilians as targets in destroying a country's ability to engage in war...

The final consequence of total war eventually became, ironically, an end to war between industrialized nations. After World War II, industrialized nations' ability to wage war between each other became terribly destructive largely due to nuclear capabilities...There could no longer be an economic impetus for war between industrialized nations. Instead, wars between industrialized nations were fought through proxy, such as the US war in Vietnam, the Six Day War, or the Soviet War in Afghanistan."

Punic Wars

World War 1

World War 2

by JFern May 15, 2004

60๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


console war

The orginial console war between Nintendo's SuperNES (Super Famicom) and Sega's Genesis (MegaDrive), circa the early '90s. Most likely what old school gamers think of when the term "console war" is thrown about.

Can also be used in reference to any competitive gaming systems. (Gameboy vs. GameGear; Playstation vs. Saturn vs. N64; Dreamcast vs. PS2 vs. Xbox vs. Gamecube; PS3 vs. X-Box 360 vs. Wii)

The console war ended with neither side victorious.

Gamer 1: I think the Genesis is better since it has the original Phantasy Star series, whereas the SuperNES had the Final Fantasy series
Gamer 2: I think the exact opposite!

Gamer 1: The SuperNES is best because it's GRAY!
Gamer 2: No way, the Genesis is better because it's BLACK!

by Old School Gamer Jen January 2, 2007

62๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž