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An expression used when you want to get out of a situation
Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law
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When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.
My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.
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Ass Wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of C. elegans for scientific study.
Bobby: "Man, that Ass Wash is some really good stuff!"
Frank: "Wait, what do you mean 'ass wash'? What is that?"
Bobby: "I was using my buddy's ass wash and it really cleaned me up good. Plus it helped me image my worms!"
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When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.
Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?
Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.
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When you were once good at something, but your friends have gotten better than you and you can no longer beat them at anything.
Similar to One-Hit-Wonder, but had a little more limelight.
Tyler used to beat me at Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, but now that i've started trying, hes become washed up
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when your penis is washed either by the wetness of a girl's mouth or by the wetness of the girls vagina. Also, may be used as a wager in a friendly bet.
I'm so glad I'm hanging out with Shirley tonight because I know I will get my pean washed.
Dude, that girl is such a slut I know I can get my pean washed tonight.
I'll bet you a pean wash that you can't fuck that girl tonight.
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Slang term for oral sex or blow job
Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.
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