Lost his watch

another phrase for fisting as you may loose your watch if you are in the act of fisting

"Jay lost his watch last night with a girl who had a bucket"

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Italian Pocket Watch

You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.

Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch

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watch Harry Potter

Watching Harry Potter in theatres = getting a blowjob.

"Hey, me and Michelle are gonna go watch Harry Potter, you wanna come?"

"Dude, I don't need to see you getting blown."

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tough watch

when it’s hard to watch a video without masturbating

damn that was a tough watch

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Whale skin watch

Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.

My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.

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I like to watch

Someone tell me what the hell this means. I saw it on many a T-shirt.

Uh.

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watch the movie faggot

This is a term/phrase used to let someone know they need to man up, and stop 'fagging out'

P1: hey are you coming in tomorrow?
P2: uhh i don't know maybe
P1: Its yes or no, watch the movie faggot!

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