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Something which makes no sense. People like to say it because it just makes no sense whatsoever. Much like the person who said it!
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive.
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another phrase for fisting as you may loose your watch if you are in the act of fisting
"Jay lost his watch last night with a girl who had a bucket"
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You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.
Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch
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Watching Harry Potter in theatres = getting a blowjob.
"Hey, me and Michelle are gonna go watch Harry Potter, you wanna come?"
"Dude, I don't need to see you getting blown."
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when it’s hard to watch a video without masturbating
damn that was a tough watch
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Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.
My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.
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Someone tell me what the hell this means. I saw it on many a T-shirt.
Uh.
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