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After rowing, crew teams occasionally can't dock their boats for one of various reasons: other boats already using the dock, a strong current preventing adequate steering, or inexperience of the coxswain. When this occurs, rowers have to climb out of the boat in (often ice-cold) knee-deep water to carry the boat onto the shore.
Today the current was so strong it carried us right past the dock, and rowing it back out for a better angle would have taken too long, so we had to wet dock.
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The act of pulling a wet willy with vaginal fluid in place of saliva.
Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.
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When your Balls get really sweaty and you decide to rub them on someones face while they are sleeping. Most often done to a girlfriend or friend.
Gilbert: Dude I stood the night at waheeds house lastnight, and you'll never guess what happened
John: WHAT?
Gilbert: I woke up sweaty, so i snuck into his perents room and gave his mom a Wet Chewbacca.
John: Thats fucked up.
Gilbert: The bitch had crusty shit all over here mouth this morning while she was making us pancakes
John: Your not staying at my house.
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Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.
A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
The act of projecting diarhea on someone's face.
If he doesn't stop pissing me off, I'm gonna wet squall him.
A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.
Dave: we're coming into port..
John: yeah I know.
Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).
Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
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