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the absolute bottom of the barrel hore i mean this thing takes the desert yeti and the slam pig and makes them look hot its the couger that prowels not in the bar but in her tinted out car outside of the bar .
drunkie the fuck clown-stumbling out) god damn im waisted i cant see a damn thing!
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good
scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing
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Trying to find a date that is overweight or obese.
Sampson put on his suit and tie. Tonight was a beautiful night to go Whale Hunting.
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James Whales is the founder of WikiCities & Wikipedia.
"Hey did you hear James Whales retired???"
"No."
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Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.
Man, I've got no money!
Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.
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(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards
To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.
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The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT
"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever
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When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.
I dropped two poop whales yesterday.
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