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the absolute bottom of the barrel hore i mean this thing takes the desert yeti and the slam pig and makes them look hot its the couger that prowels not in the bar but in her tinted out car outside of the bar .
drunkie the fuck clown-stumbling out) god damn im waisted i cant see a damn thing!
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good
scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing
Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 😂. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.
My friend went on a date, it didn't go well, unfortunately she was a stealth whale.
The God of all species and is the amazing song The Lone Whale Official Music Video on Youtube
The Lone Whale is a God
Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions
The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza
They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.
•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.
Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.
When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.
I dropped two poop whales yesterday.
The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT
"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever
The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!
Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!