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Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 😂. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.
My friend went on a date, it didn't go well, unfortunately she was a stealth whale.
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Trying to find a date that is overweight or obese.
Sampson put on his suit and tie. Tonight was a beautiful night to go Whale Hunting.
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James Whales is the founder of WikiCities & Wikipedia.
"Hey did you hear James Whales retired???"
"No."
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Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.
Man, I've got no money!
Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.
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(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards
To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.
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When you have arrived at what you assumed would be a awesome party, only to find it overrun with obese, thick skinned ladies.
"Man! Dave told me to go this house for a get together, and when I got there it was a total whale party, and he wasnt even there, must have got the memo before-hand."
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When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.
I dropped two poop whales yesterday.
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