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When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"
Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.
A hockey whore is a girl that only dates hockey boys because she has an attraction to only them
Girl 1 : “ why do people call you a hockey whore ?
Girl 2: “ because I only date guys who play hockey”
Girl 1: “ why?”
Girl 2 : “ I just find hockey boys wayyyy hotter”
When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
a hockey player named gabrielle who is thiccc and very dumb and is mainly called a moron or a retard
“hey hockey gab”
Select hockey is a group of house league player that travel to different rinks and not just play at one aren.
Something that’s dumb or that’s bullshit.
wow that’s boo hockey.