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The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 8, 2013

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3 sheets to the wind

Drunk

Only takes one beer to make them 3 sheets to the wind

by November 24, 2021


Jersey Wind Tunnel

Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.

Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?

by michael scott hertzberg May 11, 2023


Boston Wind Tunnel

Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.

"Last night I gave jade a Boston Wind Tunnel and her hair is still standing up"

by The green power ranger February 11, 2016


wind x wipe

when you squirt windex up your butt because your too lazy to wipe

jamal is a dirty little roach, he did that wind x wipe

by fiyateeth November 2, 2008


Indonesian Wind Tunnel

When a woman clenches her vaginal wall with the males penis inside her making a tighter sensation for the man

Frosty last night gave me an Indonesian wind tunnel it was great

by MufcMixer August 22, 2021


Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.

Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.

by Han scoliosis March 31, 2020