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small city by utica, consists of a large italian population
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A small village in New York in which the librarian smells and has a population of 832.
What smells like cheese?""That's the librarian from Arkport, New York.
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Very quick amount of time...noted by NYC's fast pace
When the J-Lo song came on the radio, he turned the station in a New York Minute
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Someone in a business suit storms in your front door, throws you to the floor. Squats over your face, shits in your mouth and leaves hastily.
Similar to the Hot Lunch but designed for a person with a tight schedule.
(Jim): I will be there in the minutes, I just gotta give my girlfriend a New York Lunch!
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The shittiest place to live. EVER.
Why the fuck would anyone want to live in New York City?
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The best overall baseball team ever. If you had all that money you'd buy anything you want too so stfu mkay?
Most red sox fans are hyporites
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School with the award for the most selfish kids and the most gay guys.
Person 1: Hey can u have some of your food?
Person 2: We're at new york university, of course not.
Person 1: well can you give me your friend's number?
Person 2: sorry, he's gay.
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