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Saggy, flat, long breasts often found on elderly bus drivers (male and female)
Holy shit, look at those saggy bus driver tits on Jennifer!
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Bus Driver's Bum
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.
Good god! Look at the bus drivers bum on that!
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A man who likes to engage in promiscuous interracial gay sex in restaurant bathrooms.
Frank: "Hey buddy. Name's Frank. You a race car driver?"
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*
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The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.
The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.
Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"
Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"
Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"
Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"
Dude 2: "Rad"
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People who think they're really cool, often found hanging around the outside of Krispy Kreme's at night. Usually have a done up car (mostly yellow) and have a large group of friends with done up cars.
Girl driving passed Krispy Kreme's: "Shit, look at all the yellow car drivers!"
Friend: "I know they think their sooooo cool!"
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An individual who (unintentionally) gets in other people's way by walking on the wrong side of the footpath, corridor etc.
"I bumped into a drunk driver and missed the train."
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When you dip your dick in cocaine and drive it up your partners arse. (Imagine your dick is a chicken goujon, the coke is the breading, and your mouth is a gaping bum)
Shewadawada was a freak, she requested the Colombian pile driver!
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