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Evie Murphy

starred in a game show called swashbuckle. she didn't actually thats a lie. shes proper lanky though

yo can you see evie murphy over there??
yo shes totally lanky

by yohohoho May 23, 2022


colleen murphy

A powerful Irish name. She is calm, humble, loyal till death. If your loyal to her she will bring you luck, wealth, power and happiness. She will steal your heart in many ways. But watch out Karma is her best friend so don't double cross her or all shall rain upon you.

I had a Colleen Murphy walk into my life, and before her my life was a shatter but she put all the pieces back together for me. I got a promotion, I hit it big on the stock market, I bought a beautiful home and beautiful cars Up until I took advantage of her kindness. It's like Karma just watches over her. I ended up getting laid off I had to sell my house I had to sell my cars and I was right back at square one worse off than ever.

by Mr. Hope1970 February 13, 2017


Murphy Duck

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.

"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."

by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023


malachy murphy

nice guy, very nice, tres bien

malachy murphy is da best at being a good person

by Tasty boi July 31, 2017


kendal murphy

Someone who is very fucking ugly and lonely who has a crush on a guy named Leo and is a bisexual fuck

Oh shit Kendal murphy is as ugly as the news says she is I think I’m going to throw up

by Kendall is stupid November 26, 2022


Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019


alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin

Oh no it’s alfie Murphy

by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019