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soup made a few days after thanksgiving from leftover turkey. Every american should eat it to be normal
Hey mom, aren't you gonna start making the turkey soup yet?
I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!
Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.
Enlarged stomach following excessive eating during Thanksgiving dinner
Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.
"Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."
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The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.
The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.
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Getting a blow-job under the table after putting a tablecloth over it to hide who you are receiving it from.
Look at him you can totally tell he is making a turkey!
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When you spike your hair up in a flat circle, resembling a turkey's tail.
Look at that kid's turkey hair!
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A sexual fetish where you are either tied or tie someone up naked, wrists to knees, and cook them like a turkey. Of course pre heated to 350°
Me: want to come over for dinner? I've had Jessica doing the Philadelphia turkey since yesterday.
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