you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

a fucking degenerate who can't decide

A term used for anyone who identifies as "Not_NonsenseIceCube", for he is unable to decide what he wants to be, which is actually saddening more than anything, and too annoying of a person to even be kept alive and loved by anyone else, and only is fond of boys entirely.

P1: dude you're a fucking degenerate who can't decide
P2: kys

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

I can't find it

Something you say to your mum when you can't find something, moments before she instantly out of nowhere finds it.

Timmy: Mum? I can't find it.
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES

You can't blame one without blaming the other

This phrase is used when indicating that both parties are to blame and that it is unfair to blame only one side without the other.

Sidney - He is a terrible person, she should leave him.

Maria - You can't blame one without blaming the other, she's not been the perfect wife.

can't nobody

You cannot mess with Texas!!

"If you come to my state, don't be tryna act reckless, cuz everybody knows can't nobody mess with TEXAS."......QUOTE ADAM J/COLE DEGGES

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.