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Dumbass coach for the Dallas Cowboys who can’t coach to save His damn life. Has wasted instagram famous Gabriel Dolak who is famous for ranting about the Dallas Cowboys @realgabrieldolak . Is wasting dak Prescott’s career as it is.
Dallas Cowboys fan: fire jason garrett
Certified bad ass that is currently banging your wife.
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason
Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason
The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.
“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication
“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”
The God of all mole rats and he will kill you and your family if you defy him. His apprentice is Mya Brown she is the leader of the northern squad. Jason is often seen with his army of mole rats and has sexual encounters with most of them, regardless of their gender. When he gets mad, he will unleash his army of mole rats. Jason's ultimate plan is to start World War 3 and take over the world.
Don't mess with Jason Friesen he will mess you up