is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)
jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball
An unusually skinny joint that is just as potent as a normal joint because its all or mostly filled with kief.
I smoked some skinny jimmy on the way over here.
when a girl is a huge slut so her pussy is loose and you get her really wet and then you put your dick into her and it is like your jimmy is swimming in a sea.
Yeah I gave that slut Moniqua the jimmy swimmy last night. That chick is loose as hell.
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a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant
carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf
When You Take A Man And Shove Him Dick First Into A Toilet And Flush It
Yoooooo Bob Got A Slimmy Jimmy By Preston!!
the most perfect man in existence
person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'
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