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Muff Cabbage

its an elusive , all-encompassing Jerseyan insult.

you muff cabbage you ain't nothing but muff cabbage!
What's mufff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing.

by elle088 October 14, 2010

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Muff Cake

A person(s) whom can be identified as a Muff; A hairy vagina; Idiot.

That kid is a muff cake!

by Fletcherx December 24, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muff Cabbage

Spoiled; Social bully; A trashy, rude, selfish, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, unlovable, unloving, individual who often thinks he/she is just misunderstood by everyone. A term widley understood as an insult to both a delicious food and the precious female organ. It is derived from two other units of american slang contractions: a) Muthafuckin = muff + b) Garbage= cabbage; spoken quickly with a Northeastern American city accent. Term was used on Comedy Central's wonderful and also very mis-understood show South Park.

Allot of hypocritical Americans are muff cabbage, ignorant of their history and roots.

by Kyle's Twin December 31, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muff diving

to orally please a women with a muff.

I went muff diving last night

by LilJOnWhattt July 30, 2005

184๐Ÿ‘ 289๐Ÿ‘Ž


boiling the muff

Is when a girl is really horny and wet but cant get herself off cause she is in public or unable to masterbate so the pussy boils and sweats and often sometimes welts in her panties. Sometimes this leaves the vagina smelling like some kind of sea-food out of date.

"im boiling the muff"

"come and smell my boiling muff dad"

by fandog June 17, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muff Cake

Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.

"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."

"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"

"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"

by EuroCitySunrise February 23, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muff Cabage

What angry people from New Jersey say when they get a parking ticket

Oh MUFF CABAGE

by ChrisLeV October 14, 2010

56๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž