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Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani

A nickname recently given to Giuliani when he suddenly tired of being Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and was caught auditioning for the role of The Penguin because he thought he needed a change in his battered public image.

In a fitful moment of hypomanic glee and a desire to elevate himself in the public eye, Rudy found himself wishing instead to be Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani, because like The Penguin in the Batman comic, he saw himself as a more respectable New York mob “gentleman of crime,” one who wears a monocle, top hat and a tuxedo - instead of the pitifully goofy, evil grin of The Joker.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019


Club Penguin Rewritten

The remake of the old Club Penguin.

Hey! Have you played Club Penguin Rewritten yet? I heard it's just like the original Club Penguin

by ESHHHHHLAD May 5, 2018

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Penguin Circle Jerk

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.

The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!

by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017

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Club penguin island

Club penguin island is a competitive multiplayer pvp video game. The plot is that nazi-terrorists are killing people one hostage at a time and it is your job a elite-delta-tatical-spec-ops-recon-counter-nazi-terrorist to stop them. In this game you are pitted against other players in 2v64 matches. It is game has many innovations compared to it's predecessor such as destructible environment, improved graphics, DLC, microtransactions, season pass and it's open world. This game comes with loot boxes that give you a 0.000000001% chance of getting the thing you want. If you buy the season pass you get the least popular DLC for three months and if you buy the premium-deluxe-platium-defintive-game of the year edition of the game you get the base game. If you pre-ordered the game you got DLC that should have been in the base game. This game has been highly regarded for it's tedious tasks that generate very little exp.

Memeulous:"Wagan bois and today we are playing Club penguin island with Ali-a."

10/10,

IGN.

by Typical2.0 October 10, 2018

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Penguin Tux

When you shit on your lover's head and it runs down their sides looking like a penguin.

Last night was so hot, I gave my girl a Penguin Tux!

by astroworm September 6, 2006

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two penguins in a suit

Often confused with two chickens in some pants, it is in fact two penguins- Topsy and Bertram- in a suit, also known as (aka) the mod Avid Spark

Gamer 1: What's up with that mod?
Gamer 2: He's two penguins in a suit.
Gamer 1: Oh, that explains it.

by Notintoracism December 20, 2010

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penguins freezing in antartica

The appropriate response to when someone takes off a jacket, sweater, etc. even though it is really cold either to display how "tough" they are or because they feel no cold. Especially when you are freezing yourself

Debrickashaw: Ahhh its not that cold
'Xebole: Dude its like 20 degrees outside and all i have is this vest
Debrickashaw: Stop being such a wimp <takes off coat>
'Xebole: what the hell, there are penguins freezing in antartica

by Felippe Boom-Boom LeBlanc January 11, 2011