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A canoe ride is something Snoop Lion wants to do with Madonna.
When r we going on a canoe ride??
reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1mj1yl/amaa_ask_madonna_almost_anything/cc9xq4h?context=1
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1. Shot to death on a traffic stop
2. Electrocuted, especially an electric chair execution
3. A song and album by Metallica
Cop(gun drawn): Get out the car!!
Driver: What’s going on?
Cop: What’s going on is you fixin to ride the lightning son
Driver: Uhh...
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Farting immediately after someone else knowingly has so your fart can be also be blamed on them
I hope someone farts soon so I can ride their wave.
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When a passenger sits behind the driver of a motorcycle, similar to the fashion popularized by Iranian Riot Police when dealing with election protesters, in which one occupant concentrates on steering the vehicle while the other sits behind dealing out beat downs with a baton. It is used in a similar fashion to riding shotgun.
"I'm on my bike today, so if you need a lift you'll have to ride baton."
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when a man with a mustache lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustache lips and tongue to bring her pleasure.
Who wants a mustashe ride? I do I do
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One hand jerking off the penis (the driver) and all five digits on the other hand inserted, or fisted in the anus (passengers), and the recipients screaming in pain or pleasure (the asshole hollering out the sunroof for attention)!! Everyone else looking on enviously!!
I really made a scene at the party last night when I gave Tiny a Limo Ride, I made him a star!
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