ram you like a sheep

When you sprout horns and ram your pee pee into a girl's vajayjay. All the while, you are clanking your horns with the girl's horns because she goes crazy when you bleat like a little goat man.

Dude. Last night I totally told Emily "girl, I'm gonna ram you like a sheep. She didn't believe me at first, but soon was satisfied. She wouldn't stop calling me a billy goat gruff.

I fucking hate sheep

Its when your sheep escape and round about your field mean while you attempt to herd them.

I fucking hate sheep, I fucking hate them. I can't wait to eat them, I cannot wait untill I can eat them
-Jeremy Clarkson

Islamic sheep 42

Found in a niggas Xbox gamer tag. This is a very serious gamer tag and only used by the realest niggas.

Dude Islamic sheep 42 just shit in my mouth is this search and destroy lobby holy fuck.

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sheep boy schep

adj, slang, derrived from ancient mohawk niggers, this word is used to describe someone who has been analy fucked too many times to count, and has a deformed face, like that of a sheep, from being skull fucked by a large donkey/man/hippo/giraffe/jew/gook/coon/his mom/blue whale/orangatan/rat/tramp/turkish prostitute too many times.
the deformitys in his upper and lower jawbone structure can be explained by the extreme ammount of cock sucking he does, the sucking has pulled his teeth inward causing this defection.

Get the fuck out of my living room and go suck a dick you sheep boy schep!

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separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

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shear your precious sheep

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.

"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."

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I don't give a sheep

such as the words "I do not give a shit" but this one is more subtle (very suitable for children under 18 years old)

An older person: Hey kid, did your parents never taught manners? why language like that?
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.

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