a condition that results in being easily offended by perceived slights over the internet. usually manifests itself in facebook posts, instant messages, chats, WOW or other mmorpg's. most often, but not always, a direct result of the lack of tone in written/typed communications. also known as I.S.; the act of becoming InSensed.
Dude, you get InSensed real easy! There's no need to act like a vagina and quit our party because you lost the roll for those leggings. You need to take your Internet Sensitivity down a notch.
The internet equal of the bible.
Guy #1"look, i made this meme!"
Guy#2 "it sucks"
Guy#1" Ill chnage it to an internet cats meme!"
Guy#2"BEST MEME EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY"
A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.
Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "
The guy who feels the need to be a "troll" online. Found on Forums and social networks like FB or MYB. A clear indication they are being That Internet Guy, is when he posts on a girls' status that is 7 or 8 years younger then him, and make idle threats to seem bigger and have balls.
Did you see that guys' post on that 18 year old girl's status?
Yeah, he is totally being That Internet Guy.
Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.
Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?
"Internet Casualty" is a named applied to those who spend their nights on the internet, and then wander around in a sleep deprived haze during the day. This means that they dont have enough energy to do anything productive, so they fill that void with more internet.
If you're reading this at 4 am, you're an internet casualty.
A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.
Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.