anal intake

the amount of anal sex some-one has per week. measured in cocks per hour.

Unit: cph

omg dunstan has an anal intake of 10cph

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Anal Bread

When you hunger and you require sustance so you accquire the anal bread. To stick the bread up someones ass and then eat it.

Male: Yo im hungry
Female: Get the anal bread

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Anal Anguish

1.Taking a dump after eating hot peppers.
2.Red swollen hemmeroids due to too much mexican food.

Dude this jalapeno dump has got me in some serious Anal Anguish.

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anal propulsion

The energy created when 2 or more people engage in anal sex. This method of energy production is not known to most of the known world and possess the power to propel a small car or propel a large space craft!

I used the power of anal propulsion to get to school in 3 minutes today!

or

Anal propulsion saved my life...and czechlosovakia

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anal clitoris

An anal clitoris refers to the stimulation of hemorrhoids during analingus. The hemorrhoids are the anal clitoris because of their extreme sensitivity and high concentration of nerve endings. It is an excellent stimulation for anal orgasm.

Oh, that ass licking is so good, don't forget to lick and flick my anal clitoris.

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anal smoothie

A true test of how hot you think a girl is. So if you're fully attracted to her you would be willing to drink an anal smoothie from her butt. I know that last part is redundant but I just liked the way it sounded.

"Did you see that girl on the treadmill!?"
"Yeah, anal smoothie for sure."

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anal announcement

To fart; the diction of friction caused by a passage of foul air through vibrating buttocks.

2. noun. A passage of said arse-speak; German rhetoric; a bottom burp; beef; poot; air biscuit; under thunder.

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