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The first hole in which trumps shit mostly comes out of (his mouth)
"Did you watch the debate last night?"
"Yes, trump was using his famous trumps primary anus to talk about his plans for the future"
A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.
A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.
A: Now that's a knife up the anus.
Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.
A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.
1) A different form of the word jack ass....simplier put for those that do not feel the need to curse in a certain situation...wether it be around someone who might take the cursing offensively.. or to say jack ass in a much lighter tone.
2) When referring to something that is gigantic and/or realllyyy huge.
You're such a Jack Anus, but i love you anyways...
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A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.
Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.
Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.
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Propellant used in anal entrance to rapidly shoot out a burst of liquid, thus expanding the anal cavity
"Today i used anus water rocket to enlarge my anal cavity"
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A term used for when you or one of your homies is fucking up in some sort of aspect of his or her life.
Me: Bro did you see Austin was late for work this morning?
Friend: Yea dude he’s been slippin out the anus lately