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Apple Valley is also the first layer of hell in the high desert. To people of the high desert (or cities of the damned) the hierarchy is as follows: Apply Valley, Victorville, Hesperia, Adelanto with adelanto being the final level. But to its virtues Apple Valley is the most organized and least corrupt town of the High Desert. Neighboring towns such as Hesteria (Hesperia), Victimville (Victorville) and ghettolanto (adelanto) idolize the city for its organization, growth, rule of law. Composed mostly of the wealthy high desert dwellers it is the envy of other cities in the area.
Kid 1: "I'm from Hesperia."
Kid 2: "Im from Adelanto."
Kid 3: "Im from Apple Valley retards."
Kid 1 & 2: "thats so cool can I say you are my friend?"
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Apple-Catchers - Big granny pants you can catch apples with
Hey, go get me your Apple-Catchers.
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The best thing you can call a person.
Like:
“Hey Jared, you’re an apple Pussy “
“Aw thanks man, you too”
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An irrational snack for mathematicians
Isaac Newton: "Hmm... how what connection can I make between gravity and 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937... ? - I know! Apple Pi!
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When a girls breast region is intentionally touched in any way.
'Dude, you pushed me into her and now she thinks I'm an apple grabber.'
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an apple/ipod user who belives that apple products are better than any other product.
often have a superior attitude to other people, thinking they are been different and stylish with no regards to that fact they are just another lable obcessed consumer....
"since dave got his ipod hes become a complete apple macintosser"
"that company is full of apple macintossers...."
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When the male fucks a girl rough until she bleeds then turns her over and repeats anal .
Keith gave Cathie an apple turnover last night and she can't walk
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