Bacon o'clock

The technical definition for the time in a morning that a bacon butty is required. Usually after a night on the lash and a good lie in, and often accompanied by a brew.

You: "Urrrrgggggghhhhh, what time is it?"
Your lass: "2 in the afternoon."
You: "Damn, I've overslept, it's nearly Bacon o'clock!"

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Bacon Dread

A term of disrespect current in sections of London's black community. See also Pork Dread.

whatyou talkin about blood, you seen no shank that night pussy, Bacon Dread..........

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Bacon Deluxe

A really hot guy, because of the fact that hot guys ALWAYS buy bacon deluxes at Hungry Jacks/Burger King.

Wow, that guy is a major bacon deluxe

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Bacon Sarnie

A subtle euphemism for a threesome with two woman and one man.

A guy might inquire: "How would you two lovely ladies like to come back to mine for a bacon sarnie?"

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tits-bacon

adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.

Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!

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Bacon curtains

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.

It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.

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MMM BACON

whats better than bacon....... NOTHING its life

YES mom made bacon for diner....... MMM BACON

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