Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.
Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery
Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.
Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery
Synonym for a woman's private area.
Look at how tight Kathy's leisure pants are. You can see her meat bagel through them! Jeff's mom's titties
It means your kitty or pussy is ready to be slurped or it means the pussy is wet
"Is your your pussy a Tyra's Bagel right now?" My boyfriend with wavy dirty blonde locks with bright green orbs
An asshole that as absurd of hair
Did you see Tyler’s fluffy bagel? He needs to start waxing
Someone who has sex with a bagel.
Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel