the bitchiest person on earth that thinks she is the best person in the universe. She needs to go look in the mirror and see who the real bitch is.
bailey is a whore.
The most kind,sweet,but you jack you up id you mess with her type of person. Laughs at their own jokes will talk for days. Isn't very athletic holds her phone in front of her face to hide her emotions will talk to friends but not her enemy's. She is a true good person and you are lucky to have her in your life and is a funny cute nerd and will break your heart if you break hers she will love you with all her might and wishes nothing on you
Me: Hey bailey how was your day today
Bailey : I love your hair omg my day has been going great how bout yours
A little turtlenecking of poo slipping out of your ass
Friend 1 to Friend 2: “Oh fuck, I’ve gotta go to the toilet and let this Bailey fly”
Turtlenecking A little bit of poo slipping out of your ass
Friend One: “Yo I’ll be right back, I’ve got a Bailey slipping out of my ass”
The sweetest doggie you’ll ever meet
“That dog is so sweet, it must be a bailey!”
A beautiful dirty blond guy with the prettiest green eyes that enjoys playing videogames and watching shows , has not sleeping addiction and is sensitive but doesn't show it
Bailey took the dog for a walk last night
the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of night and instead of making himself a nice coffee, he packs a romper of a beug. afterwards he will look up into your eyes and stay play ball, the cunt is ready for anything. trust me hold on the bailey he will get you quality buds in any situation.
example 1:
bailey: hey boys im hungry, im gonna go have a beug.
example 2:
bailey: look man im just horny, pack me a beug and find me a four, i dont really have standards at this point.
example 3:
guy 1: who is the guy passed out in the bush?
guy2: dont worry man thats just bailey being bailey.