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Unless you are an air bender named aang you look ugly as a bladie
Someone with no hair.
The Word Bald was reinvented by Streamer Asmongold, because his Hair is regrowing in reverse.
Bald means in German "Soon", maybe Asmonblading soon
in the gif ull see his warface
Dude 1: Hey what up with your hair?
Dude 2: Im Asmongbalding
Barber: Yeah, his hair goes in reverse
Dude 1: Aslong u dont Asmonmald
people named steven and alex. another way to say ur gay but more
“shut up ur bald”
“shut up ur bald er er”
When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess
person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd